Sunday, September 20, 2009

oh toad, how did it get like this?

at first i was like "wtf" but then i was all "lol"

Thursday, September 17, 2009

worst music videos ever?

i'll let you decide which one is worse . . .now to boil some water, and wash my eyes. do they even make water hot enough? *sob*

there are no words . . .

this one could go either way, awesome or awful? i for one can find no fault in Mr. Nimoy. But the retard dance those girls are doing just ruins it for me, are they imitating hobbits? down syndrome children? hobbit children with down syndrome? what the hell is that?!?!

here is your judge of talent america. god help us all

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

screw college, this is what i want to do for the rest of my life

no matter how many times i see someone do one of these it always amazes me with how well it turns out.

my new best friend


this is going to be a long one. . .thats what she said.

ok haven't updated in a while. so this should be quite a ride.

had i actually seen this while watching tv i'm afraid i wouldn't have a tv anymore . . .because much like my brain it would have imploded from an overload of AWESOME!

i'm not usually an "anime" fan, but i think i could stand this. on a related issue, why haven't we figured out how to shoot armored people like missiles yet?

although i'm pretty sure i'd end up dead or dang near close, this is something i wouldn't hesitate doing. . .well maybe i'd hesitate a little

i wish my highschool orchestra would have done this. i wasn't in orchestra or anything it just would have been nice. lots more "orchestrated" hits on youtube if anybody cares

and while we're on a musical theme, i love remixes

one of the best commercials i've seen in a long time, i laugh everytime 0:45 hits

BRILLIANT . . .for those of you who didn't listen to the morning edge, this was part of a bit by the great Chuck Powell. it was called "last character standing" and i was sad to see it go when Chuck was fired to be replace with a cheaper show from california done by the inferior Adam Corolla (if i spelled his last name wrong i don't care, he sucks)

while the vortex cannon is pretty cool, it isn't why i put this video up here. it's because the host of whatever show this is gets WAY to excited about a blast of air that, if we're really honest with ourselves, doesn't do much of anything.

and its official, this is the worst cover in the history of music. (my prayer tonight is that this song is a not so well played joke)

50 thousand watts . . . i suggest not watching the whole thing.

semi-impressive, but i have a feeling this is pretty much what that new show glee is like, and also why i will never watch it.

very cool to be able to visualize my favorite classical song

ever want a robot to experience the full range of human emotions? put him on a roller-coaster

more to come

Thursday, July 2, 2009

kinda want to make one of these. . .ambitious yes, plausible probably not.

still better than transformers 2

this was posted december of 2007, why have i not seen this until now?

Monday, June 22, 2009

my favorite thing today.

how any real girl would act around this nut job!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

one more thing. . .


also my wife is pregnant :)

update? we dont need no stinkin update!

so in light of the fact that i haven't updated this mother in forever. . .here's some awesome stuff i have stumbled upon

happy father's day

best spider-video ever! captures what it truly means to be spider-man

did michael bay direct this??

chuck norris can give you aids just by his force of will

baby jesus is weeping somewhere

come on lucas give us a movie like this!!!

watch the entire thing. . .its worth it, he is my hero.


i want a child like this


im such a nerd. . .i want these so so so so bad.

i just love watching this.

pretty song

best commercial ever!!

i hope this is what i hear when i enter the pearly gates

story of my life!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

forget the economic stimulus

for all those who are getting repo'ed, its really simple. lol

Friday, January 30, 2009

go ninja go ninja go!

check out the goalie, lol. she/he doesn't even move

Better than Rudy

awesome, just awesome

Thursday, January 29, 2009

kristen wiig is so freakin funny

go here and see why


ok here's the deal

i'm going to teach my son (if'n i get one) that this is how everyone acts. so for the first, oh i'd say, 3-4 years this is all he's going to do. then i'm going to release him on the public and watch the hilarity ensue.

anybody else? . . .

so does anybody else think this isn't to far of a stretch from what we're actually doing?

my head hurts so good

so for those of you who haven't been watching lost ive got a few question for you. .

why haven't you been watching lost?, and also did you know that lost is amazing?
and furthermore have i mentioned that you should be watching lost?

if you are an intelligent individual and have been in fact watching lost (from the first season that is) then please join with me in being thoroughly mind effed by this clip from last nights episode, if however you have not been watching and have been in actuality wasting your life DO NOT watch this clip.

now for all of you who did NOT watch this clip, go to the nearest video rental store or log onto netflicks and rent/watch every episode starting from the beginning. skip work and/or school if you must.

for those of you who in fact DID watch the above clip. . .AHHHHHHHHH!!!! my mind imploded and exploded all at the same time, this season (only three episodes in) has already pained my brain but also expanded my wonder for the experience that is LOST!!

this must be what dropping acid is like :)

Monday, January 19, 2009

i am proud to be UN-American

ok before I say anything i would just like to reiterate what I've said in the past. i do not hate "gays". I in no way think that homosexuals are freaks or pure evil or anything of the sort. I simply do not agree that their lifestyle and choices are acceptable. that being said . . .

At the premiere of the televison show Big Love (Big Love is an HBO television drama about a Mormon fundamentalist family in Utah that practices polygamy, for those who didn't know) Tom hanks was speaking to the press (Mr. hanks is one of the producers of the show) when he was quoted as saying. . .

"the truth is a lot of Mormons gave a lot of money to the church to make Prop-8 happen.”

he continues

“There are a lot of people who feel that is un-American and I am one of them,”

and then states

“I do not like to see any discrimination codified on any piece of paper, any of the 50 states in America, but here’s what happens now.”

*sigh* . . . really? . . .

(lets just forget that he was mistaken and that the money wasn't actually given to the church but donated to prop 8 and prop 102 and whatever else funds, and assume that he meant he is against the mormons giving money to such a proposition)

i have typed and deleted over a dozen things now and i just don't know what to say. it seems as thought because I do not agree with the popular/media/Hollywood/whatever view i am so many things. A bigot, a hatemonger, a zealot, a homophob, someone whom desires a theocracy, and now i'm just plain un-american.

honestly there are quite a lot of things i would like to say about that. (only a few will be written because it just seems pointless) i would like to say that the act of expressing ones opinion and voting on an issue seems, to me anyways, to be a great example of a very American principle. Secondly, i do not really have anything against Mr. Hanks, he is entitled to his opinions and his beliefs just as i, but i am really really getting tired of people who possess fame and wealth and then equate that with possessing wisdom. and lastly i have this to say

if standing up for what i believe makes me un-american, then i am un-american

if disagreeing with someone else on moral issues makes me a bigot, then i am a bigot

if defining marriage to be only between a man and a woman makes me a hatemonger, then i am a hatemonger

if trying to live my life in a way that pleases my Heavenly Father makes me a zealot, then i am a zealot

it is getting extremely tiresome putting up with the attitude some people have towards my beliefs. i understand that those who do not agree with my views or beliefs are not ignorant or stupid, on the contrary, many are very intelligent and educated. that being said, why can't i get some of that same respect? why do my beliefs automatically make me into some backwoods hillbilly shooting and spitting at the nearest "critter"/ethnic group/homosexual that should cross my unfortunate path? why vilify me? what purpose does that serve? the only explanation i can fathom is that it is easier to blame someone and make them the bad guy then it is have a civilized debate. but then again i guess a debate is really not even worth it, neither side will ever back down. . .and speaking of never shutting up i really need to stop typing.

one more thing though

while it is not my intent to offend any person with this little rant, i am NOT SORRY if you are in fact offended.

an historic event

Just replace all the "sheriff"s that you see and hear with "President".
it definitely is not PC but it makes me chuckle . . .lol
Personally i would rather have Cleavon Little as my president :)

(am i going to hell?. . . most certainly)

i know i know, i'm a terrible person